K[no]w, you’re wrong.


If you’ve been thinking about something at the frontiers of your awareness of total human awareness, chances are you’re confused. The stuff you’re looking for is likely already extensively developed in some established esoteric canon, at least further than your own awareness extends.

But they’re “esoteric” for a reason. I speak not only of ancient spiritual traditions, but also of the deepest, darkest, most convoluted depths of academia, of the internet, and of the real world.

I don’t know everything, I just know what I know.

I can help connect you with esoteric knowledge you didn’t realize you were looking for. Try me.


Pay according to how valuable you find what I give you, according to three tiers.

Don’t I know what I know?

I’ll check what you think you know against my body of esoteric knowledge. If we agree you’re pretty much on the right track, pay whatever you want between $1 and $10.

If not, you may be interested in a higher tier.

I know what I don’t know.

If you think you know generally what you’re looking for, I can help direct you more specifically within the corpora of esoteric knowledge. Pay what you think it’s worth between $10 and $100.

If we realize you’re totally off track, you may be interested in a higher tier.

I don’t know what I know.

I’ll thoroughly help you position yourself within the totality of human knowledge, to the best of our combined awareness and ability. Pay what you think it’s worth between $100 and $1000.


Here’s are some testimonials and proof of the scope of my esoteric knowledge, to be updated as we grow.

Religious studies

Analytic, Continental, Eastern philosophy


I’m studying cognitive science & speculative design at UCSD; my parents were doctors in Wuhan, and then academics in the U.S.; I have connections to the Daoist mafia in Shenzhen.

But the best proof: try and see.